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Hello vastness, my old friend...

Thu 11 Mar 2010 | Views: 3236 | Comments: 11


Hello vastness, my old friend... Salutations friends.

You join us around 100 miles away from San Francisco, California, as we approach the 5th show of our tour with Manchester Orchestra, and around our 12th day in a row without a break... Ouch.

So, we flew from Tokyo to Los Angeles. A direct flight, which made a pleasant change. One of the side-effects of being Scottish, is that if you want to fly anywhere significant, it generally involves at least one or two flight transfers.
We got reasonably lucky on the flight to LAX, most of us ending up in a row on our own. I'm sure I've explained a few times, that our touring party tends to scatter whenever we fly a long-haul flight, with most opting for window seats, the remainder for aisles.
On this trip, a lucky few managed to score the mythical middle-4 row, completely empty aside from themselves, setting them up for a peaceful overnight trip to LA, with only a little dig in the ribs from an unruly seatbelt clip.

That was also our first trip over the Pacific, meaning we've finally completed the full circumference of the Globe, over the course of our travels. That was quite exciting. Every previous time we've hit Australia or Japan, we've flown both ways across Asia.
It was a hellishly frightening plane ride admittedly. I'm not sure if it was being aware that there's this massive body of water beneath, or just the fact that the plane got thrown around like a fucking rag doll. In any case, I was a little bit sick, and Simon came off looking like he was ready to fall to his knees and kiss the ground.

Upon landing in LA, we were spared any hassle at immigration, and soon arrived at the massive house we had rented just south of Hollywood, for the week. Seeing as we were about to spend 4 weeks in American hotels, we figured we'd start off with a week in a nice big house, which was incredibly pleasant. We were in LA for about a week, doing various bits of tour preparation, shooting a video, getting generally frustrated at the inability to order both a starter and a main, and come anywhere close to finishing, and working out if it'd be possible to visit Universal Studios on this trip (it wasn't, sadly...)
An alltime highlight came in LA on this occasion, when a certain MZD came along to the first show at the Troubadour. That was a particularly special moment.

On this trip, we have decided to jettison the traditional tour bus, in favour of a sleek silver Dodge Sprinter, respendent with big comfy armchairs, and beautiful views of America, as we drive across her surface. It also has a big TV connected to an Xbox, with wireless headsets, but we haven't even considered using it yet. Its made more pleasant by the fact that we stay in hotels every night, thus removing the tour bus blues that set in after the tenth day waking up in a dim, air conditioned tube, hunting for a shower and functioning bathroom.
One thing though, from my view in the back, the windscreen looks like the aftermath of the big battle scene in Avatar, from a distance. A complete mess of squashed insects, and bugs of varying colours and descriptions. They've already cleaned it once today as well. Grim.

The vibe, however, it is good.

Its made even better by the early morning trip to Amoeba Records that some of us made, which meant I finally managed to get that latest Avett Brothers record, and a proper copy of the Frightened Rabbit record, that they were kind enough to send us a copy of a couple of months ago. A beautiful album, and a very special band. I'm reticent to call them beautiful, because they're all bigger than me, and might take it the wrong way. That same trip to Amoeba, also yielded our choice of viewing for the van, which will likely begin on tomorrow's mammoth 10 hour drive to Portland (half tonight, half tomorrow)...

Prepare for the rush of envy, as I reveal we are in possession of the (far superior) US version of the The Office, season 1 - 5, in a rather splendid box. We're going to start at the start, and take it to the end. Even though most of us are still watching Season 6 online.

What else has been fuelling this trip...

California Chicken Cafe, as provided by the lovely Kelly from LiveNation... everyone had forgotten how ridiculously good that place was.
Ford Coppola Cab-Sauv and Merlot... we've been keeping that brand afloat this week.
Light beer. The beer drinkers are revelling in the fact you can get Becks light over here.
The beach. The crew managed a quick trip to the beach, during which they almost got killed in a car crash. Thanks, God.
Albums on the stereo... so far, Use Your Illusion II, Clarity, and Lateralus have been regular appearances... As I type, Graceland is on.

We've been hugely enjoying watching O'Brother play every night. They are the first band on the bill, and are signed to Manchester Orchestra's record label. They're fucking brilliant. We've watched them every night so far.

More stories soon. We are just pulling in, as someone has spotted an In'n'out Burger.



tour manager neil.

ps. everything above should be considered a work of fiction, if you work at any dubious publication who might consider any element of the above as reportable news. Its all fiction, completely made up. copyright control. etc.

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  • 25.Mar.2010 @ 15:52 -  tombellman wrote:

    Me and my friends are coming to see you at the hammersmith in may (it will be my fourth time seeing you) please can you make my whole year by playing all the way down please! Meeting you at V09 was the best day of my life and I can't wait to see you again in hammersmith. Please play all the way down i'm sure a lot of people will be made happy by this. Biffy are my life :)



  • 23.Mar.2010 @ 04:01 -  yuka wrote:

    hey i got great news!!! u guys come to japan again for summer sonic!!! WTFG!!!! i can meet u guys again!!! cant wait summer sonic!!!!!



  • 22.Mar.2010 @ 03:38 -  jelena wrote:

    OMG! I have been waiting to see you guys play for so long and cannot believe that it is only 2 days till Chicago gig! :))) My Irish mates got me hooked on you in Vienna of all places and I have been infecting everyone around me as well .. There is no In'N'Out burger in Chicago, but Five Guys that is practically the same..just fyi. :P Looking forward screaming my head off front row at the Metro on Tue!!! Any chance for meet & greet ? (worth a try ;))) P.S. I will be the one in the front row with tats screaming my head off :))) cheers, you will rock the place down!



  • 17.Mar.2010 @ 23:02 -  Nick93 wrote:

    i love reading these little news things (thankyou neil), i imagine the band and crew splashing around on the beach playing volley ball lmao, i hope you all enjoy the states, i know i did when i went there, its a shame you missed out on universal but u might have more luck with bush gardens.. as for the radio id suggest maybe some bowling for soup or.. abit of all american rejects, just some feel good music to distract from the numbing off the ass on long roadtrips.. have fun nd i hope youre all well rested enough to play a few gigs when you get back to the uk, hell ill even give you piggy backrides to venues if u cba with the walking



  • 17.Mar.2010 @ 15:22 -  duff73 wrote:

    music wise for your trip across the US can I suggest the new album by THE KISSAWAY TRAIL... incidentally they are currently touring the US with The Temper Trap



  • 16.Mar.2010 @ 20:04 -  SJAUREGUI wrote:

    I was fortunate to go see you guys at the Troubadour in LA & what an amazing show you put on. My only wish was that it went for hours. There was so much more that I wanted you guys to play. Next trip out I'll bring the In-N-Out & an shitload more Biffy converts, which is not hard to do when you get them to listen to your music. I know of at least 5 that are kicking themselves that they missed it & even some that are looking into booking a flight to see you at the Fillmore in New York, yeah you are that bad ass! Hope you are enjoying the tour as much as we enjoyed your show. Can't wait to see you guys again.



  • 15.Mar.2010 @ 21:23 -  afranke wrote:

    I can't wait for the Kansas City show this weekend! sjlebl's story is sad... that only 5% of the crowd would recognize you is shamefull. I saw People in Planes open for the Toadies in my town and it was the same situation. It is amazing that such great musicians with such popularity oversears are overlooked in the US. I'll just have to make sure to scream twice as loud to make up for my fellow countrymen at your show! I can't wait to see you live and I'm sure you'll have more fans after each show. Those fans will turn on new fans and so on and so on unto eternity! America will Mon the Biffy yet!



  • 14.Mar.2010 @ 21:42 -  karpalo wrote:

    Thanks for the update Neil! Always a pleasure to read. But do you really think the US Office is superior to the UK one? And not a watered-down feelgood version of it? I like the US one, but the original is just brilliant in its cruelty.



  • 12.Mar.2010 @ 22:04 -  Sophie wrote:

    Glad to read tour's going well, always great to read your blogs Neil, ) Funny you mention the office, just watched season 6 episode 18 online tonight, St Patricks in Scranton, so so good!Megadesk, hahaah, pure gold!! Considering buying a Beet's farm tee shirt, me big fan! and thats thanks to you!cheers for that! Take care you guys, ciao ciao! Sophie



  • 12.Mar.2010 @ 18:19 -  sjlebl wrote:

    Hey guys. I am one of your new fans drawn in by the Captain video, which made the rounds among a subset of the San Francisco community. Your show last night was GREAT. It was awesome to see you live. A SUGGESTION: Have someone introduce you before you play...and tell people how successful you have been. At least 20 people, including the doormen, asked out loud something along the lines of "who are these guys, they were great!" I was one of the 5% of people there who knew. People in Portland and Seattle and Boise will be primed to see and hear you if they realize that you sell out in Europe all the time, played the House of Commons, and have some awesome albums out. Have someone brag for you by way of introduction. Americans will love you more for it. The people lucky enough to see you will thank you for cluing them in to the fact that they are seeing something wonderful. Get the venue to show some of your videos during the ENDLESS set-ups. Enjoy America, guys!!!!



  • 12.Mar.2010 @ 14:40 -  punkyducky88 wrote:

    "ps. everything above should be considered a work of fiction, if you work at any dubious publication who might consider any element of the above as reportable news. Its all fiction, completely made up. copyright control. etc. " Hahaha brilliant Neil!





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